Saturday, April 4, 2009

Spontaneous Dung Combustion

So we've all heard of the rare phenomenon of spontaneous human combustion (You haven't? Well you better get on it like a car bonnet cos it could happen to you in the next 3 and-a-half minutes...get googling quick) but what about replacing the human bit with a pile of sh*te? Yes that's right folks, our beloved Country Press thought it necessary to report in a factual and straight-to-the-point kind of way, on a big burning pile of poo. Read all about it here:

http://www.iwcp.co.uk/news/news/dung-catches-fire-25413.aspx

A BLAZING dung heap in a field at Rolls Hill, Thorness, was attended by fire crews yesterday (Monday) evening.
Firefighters were alerted to the blaze by a worried neighbour, shortly after 5pm.