This made FRONT PAGE news. A lady left her wallet on top of her car and returned 12 hours later to find it was still there. An “incredible testament to
Although having thought about it, perhaps the IWCP was right to put this on front page, afterall she did successfully manage to not get robbed in Ryde...how many of us can make that mighty claim?!
Now, I'm sure this was fairly distressing for the lady involved and we're all glad she didn't wait another 10 seconds before getting up, otherwise she'd be, well flat...but come on SPARE A THOUGHT FOR THE BLOODY COW!! The poor animal was probably wondering around on top of the cliff minding his own business and looking at the view when he slipped on a cow pat or a misplaced banana skin. One minute he was in his own little cow paradise and the next he’s free falling with nothing between him and the beach below because the only thing that could’ve broken his fall had gone for a swim only 10 seconds before. I can just imagine him desperately mooing in cow speak “oh crap, don’t wander off, come back and catch me!”…thump.
