SUNBATHER NEARLY CRUSHED BY COW

IWCP - Aug 18th, 2006

http://www.iwcp.co.uk/News/SUNBATHER_NEARLY_CRUSHED_BY_COW.aspx

Now, I'm sure this was fairly distressing for the lady involved and we're all glad she didn't wait another 10 seconds before getting up, otherwise she'd be, well flat...but come on SPARE A THOUGHT FOR THE BLOODY COW!! The poor animal was probably wondering around on top of the cliff minding his own business and looking at the view when he slipped on a cow pat or a misplaced banana skin. One minute he was in his own little cow paradise and the next he’s free falling with nothing between him and the beach below because the only thing that could’ve broken his fall had gone for a swim only 10 seconds before. I can just imagine him desperately mooing in cow speak “oh crap, don’t wander off, come back and catch me!”…thump.