"I gave him a smack on the chin and he went down like a sack of poo,"

IWCP - Nov 10th, 2006

http://www.iwcp.co.uk/News/MARK_PUTS_SWIFT_END_TO_AIR_RAGE.aspx

This is one of the quotes that help start this blog thing. To cut a short story shorter; some idiot thought it would be a good idea to get violent and rowdy on a flight from Thailand so an IOW bloke steps in to save the day and gave him a good beating…nice one mate, people like that deserve a taste of their own medicine once in a while. Anyway, our resident hero quotes when interviewed by the IWCP: “I gave him a smack on the chin and he went down like a sack of poo”…you couldn’t make it up if you tried, pure gold!

SUNBATHER NEARLY CRUSHED BY COW

IWCP - Aug 18th, 2006

http://www.iwcp.co.uk/News/SUNBATHER_NEARLY_CRUSHED_BY_COW.aspx

Now, I'm sure this was fairly distressing for the lady involved and we're all glad she didn't wait another 10 seconds before getting up, otherwise she'd be, well flat...but come on SPARE A THOUGHT FOR THE BLOODY COW!! The poor animal was probably wondering around on top of the cliff minding his own business and looking at the view when he slipped on a cow pat or a misplaced banana skin. One minute he was in his own little cow paradise and the next he’s free falling with nothing between him and the beach below because the only thing that could’ve broken his fall had gone for a swim only 10 seconds before. I can just imagine him desperately mooing in cow speak “oh crap, don’t wander off, come back and catch me!”…thump.